08 2 / 2012

Only you Lilo…

Liz: Thanks mom for pointing out the stretch marks on my knee area :-(

Lilo: Your prone to stretch marks aren’t you? Something about your skins elasticity maybe

Liz: My ass is the worst :’(

Lilo: Ill.. I imagine oatmeal

Liz: Huh?

Lilo: My oldest sister.. after giving birth, had the worst case of stretch marks I’ve ever seen on her stomach. I see it and think of oatmeal… Because its reminiscent of oatmeal.. its not just a random thought. Like I see stretch marks and get hungry, lol

Liz: *in tears dying of laughter*